Monday, August 8, 2011

Mondays on Notice: Jif Reduced Fat Creamy

Dear Jif Reduced Fat Creamy Peanut Butter,

You have been a staple of my life. I have loved you longer than I've known The Original Bestie (Jamie) and my husband combined. I've come to rely on you like Tiger Woods relied on that caddie who is now super pissed at him. We had a good thing going. So what is up with this?

I scoured two grocery stores in search of the giant vat of Reduced Fat Creamy I've cherished for decades, to no avail. Apparently now you only come in this itsy-bitsy, totally impractical size. Are you aware that there are still 3-year-olds who mass consume this stuff? And runners, who love some pb before or after a hard run? 

I hereby put you on Notice until you can come to your senses again and start selling a reasonably sized jar of peanut butter. 



Run Jess Run said...

That stinks. Why would they make such a small container?

Marlene said...


B.o.B. said...

aw man! i hate when they do crap like that. i lost my beloved south beach bars and my life has not been the same. i vote you write them a letter and give them waht for!